Because everyone in Paterson is so broke, tradition has it that we make a birthday card for the birthday girl or boy instead of buying them or getting them presents. Here is the card I made for my gay buddy Rhodri-Evan Walter Patmore.

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All that's left to do is get everyone to sign it, teachers and all, and hope he doesn't hear about it until I give him the card.

Here's to a post (finally).