http://www.statesman.com/life/content/life/stories/books/11/19/19pynchon.html


The Statesmsn.com reviewed Against The Day, by Thomas Pynchon and made the following spoiler...

There is T.W.I.T., a cross between a paranormal cult and an intelligence service.

Now come on...this is hilarious, even Pynchon hated the T.I.T.A.N. Agency...what a trip.

Anyway, I thought my old NCI friends might enjoy to see me cast as T.W.I.T.

or, Sometimes You Just Don't Need A Reason

My dog is making really weird sounds.

After showing my girlfriend my blog, she decided to make her own. This will probably lead to bad things. She also refuses to tell me the address.

I have had a headache for 2 weeks but I'll only see a doctor when I get phantom smells.

I'm considering postponing my novel until I read Chuck Palahniuks workshop essays.

I'm also tempted to sign up to Will Christopher Baers workshop.

I wrote a story today for my friends book about the impending fourth world war between Robots and Hybrids. By which I mean I contributed to his autobiography with a story about the future.

My milk has gone off and instead of using a different bottle, I'm using the same one and drinking cheese-coffee.

I saw a photo on CNN of people camping in order to buy a playstation three. I find this unfair for people who just want to buy a DVD or something and have to wait at the back of the queue.

Pollution could combat global warming.

My neck hurts.

Mishuki told me that I wouldn't be able to write here anymore if I didn't write anything in the next 48 hours. Mishuki being the only remaining person to actually live in 419, he has become leader.

Lots of unfunny people get spots on Comedy Central Presents. I wish they'd give me a slot. I'm no comedian, but I could probably do like... something.

Sometimes I wish I was Christian Bale, other times I wish he was my dad or brother. Sometimes I wish we were friends. Other times, I wish we just looked a like.

Collin Murray looks like that dude... What the hell is his name? His was in The Pianist and stuff. Adrian Brody.

I'm wondering how much it will hurt to get my planned tattoo after someone explained the pain of having a tattoo over your bone.

I planned a circle over my middle of my chest. That's pretty much all bone...

New Scientist told me about something called Dark Energy which sounded so cool that I didn't read any further so I wouldn't ruin the idea in my head.

I know you all want to see Andy Serkis performing The One That I Want as Gollum and Smeagle live on stage with Tenatious D, so here you go.

Talking of Andy Serkis, despite the coomplete trash content, Chris Nolan's The Prestige is the coolest film this year.

Some dude says that Dinosaurs were in the bible. Dinosaurs always get a capital letter because they look awesome. But yeah, they're in the bible. Christianty - 1.

I covered that song ny Bjork that goes "all is full of love."

That was the working title for my novel until I changed it to Patterns.

I'm going to eat like, 2 packets of crisps.

Mishuki's having me 4 dinner tonite, which should be fun.
One thing b4 I go, watch josie and the pussyKats, or rewatch it.
Take Kare bitches, it can b a cruel and horrible world out there.

Eternal Flame is proving more challenging to master than I had anticipated. In the meantime, here's another one for Toots.

Nothing cool and boring has been going on here.

HyperSigil over at the Key23 Wiki is cool...

But the PYNCHON HYPERSIGIL over at http://groups.myspace.com/pynchonhypersigil is starting to really smoke. We need more agents!!!

Reading Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow...made me paranoid after just 75 pages. I lived too close to Disneyland to not have the memories of abduction and mind control conditioning sealed off professionally. Escape From Witch Mountain fell into my hands for 25 cents recently.

I have Nova Mob hemming me in.

Using some old NCI tactics but my poor ball sack is weary of The Game.

Enjoy,

Chris Titan

p.s. I have some marketing crap and a new Tesla Project...google me on Google Groups and you will find some rabbit holes. I am not going to 'spam' you directly...but I hve to mention it.

p.p.s.

This came in and motivated me to visit one of my favorite spots...


Weird Spam...

For example, an accidentally flatulent class action suit indicates that a mating ritual inexorably buys an expensive gift for a pathetic senator. A turkey prays, and an infected line dancer sweeps the floor; however, the mortician writes a love letter to some seldom purple tabloid. When a skyscraper inside a skyscraper trembles, a greasy plaintiff earns frequent flier miles. Now and then, a ball bearing secretly befriends a knowingly alleged insurance agent. The wheelbarrow living with a fairy, a paper napkin related to the cowboy, and another smelly freight train are what made America great!

If a freight train caricatures some paycheck about another light bulb, then a freight train defined by the submarine procrastinates. When you see some hypnotic reactor, it means that a grizzly bear living with the cargo bay hibernates. When a hypnotic football team rejoices, a briar patch starts reminiscing about lost glory. A fruit cake beyond a bartender competes with the unstable polar bear. When a statesmanlike eggplant hibernates, an inferiority complex of a warranty trembles. The hairy crank case dances with an alleged sheriff. Sometimes the nearest anomaly leaves, but an anomaly near the spider always usually caricatures a garbage can! Most people believe that a line dancer seeks a temporal hydrogen atom, but they need to remember how ridiculously a smelly cashier daydreams.

Well I am hanging up my mask. So... Choose, One.



Goodbye bitches. Always remember that this game is not real, but you, are.