"Wanna shave me?"


"These boots were made for walkin'."


"Mwahahahahaha!"


"Owww! My leg, my leg!"


"Too bad I can't remember anything. :/"


"You can't top my shit!"


"Today I woke up under a hat, and I figured, this is where my journey begins. Now I'm determined to find my other parts."


[POSTED BY DEADSOYBEAN]