at the risk of offending our catholic readership....

today i was applying for a job at a catholic university and chatting to my little bro on msn. nerd.
um anyway i was thinking up random lines to be said in a movie that would have to be starring Bruce willis or Samuel L. oh and also involving the catholic church somehow. i didnt think that hard about the second bit.
the first line is thought of was;
"Vow this motherfucker."
and the second one was
"chastity my ass..."
this was in the context of the conversation we were having about the time i got in trouble with security at the vatican. another less interesting story. but i have indeed been to the vatican, and been in trouble.

back to the movie, the only plot line i could think of was bruce willis in Die hard mode, saving the world by crashing a plane into a church and then fighting off gangster monks. then he could feasibly say "vow this motherfucker". the other line is just wishful thinking but if they were ever to make a movie like sister act but for dudes, so i'm tentatively guessing brother act, then someone could say "chastity my ass, bitch". and that would be funny.


[POSTED BY BENTENDO]