From: Chris Titan
To: Hagakure 419
Date: 20 April 2006 1:47:48 PM
Subject: Aww Come onnnn. Pretty Please!

I want to post on this blog!

I can make funny real life stories!

The post were Bentendo does his binary gag is throwing off the whole template. Did you notice that?

I want to be Chris Titan, excentric fellow for a while too!

Teigan! Adam! Come on you guys...I would let you into my clubs.

Enjoy,

Chris Titan

From: Hagakure 419
To: Chris Titan
Date: 20 April 2006 5:11:12 PM
Subject: Re: Aww Come onnnn. Pretty Please!

Dear Mr Titan,

Thank you for your interest in Hagakure 419.

As you might imagine, we receive many requests such as yours. These range from the plaintive and pathetic to the more subtle and insidious.

Whatever their strategic approach, however, all such requests are completely futile. Only individuals physically residing at our geographical epicentre - whose location cannot be disclosed - may be granted posting rights. This condition is a byproduct of the inherent nature of Hagakure 419, and as such is absolutely & unequivocally binding.

(An exception has been made in the case of Mr. Adam Tenex, because he is special.)

That being said - the desperate, pleading tone of your email has touched our hearts. Accordingly, we have decided to feature it as a post in its own right on H419 in the near future.

There is no need for thanks, or indeed any further correspondence. Although offers of financial renumeration, if deemed sufficiently substantial, may be considered.

Moreover, you are welcome to leave comments on any H419 post at any time. I will personally see to it that these are not deleted by our administrators without an excellent reason.

Regards,

Hegemony Q. Fraternicide
Acting Second Underassistant to the Director of Rejection and Belittlement
Hakakure 419

[POSTED BY TEIGAN]